Friday, October 8, 2010

bottom bitch

My favorite time of every other year!
When prostitution is legal because
The gap legged whores take votes instead of dollars.
They line the street corners
Made up faces
Calling their own names louder than traffic.
Standing up on their wire legs dancing as your car goes by.
The only difference between all of these hookers
Is the color of their thongs and bras and heels
Blue or red, the only choices we have these days.

One vote will get you a blow job
But don't come cause they'll tax it or
Write it off or
Deduct it!

And if your skin is dark or your English is bad or brand new
One vote gets you a reach around
And you can come all you want
You'll get it back in wellfare anyway.

And if you're rich or poor
Oh boy, you can do anything you want to them
Kiss them on the mouth, fuck them no rubber
You could even beat em up and leave them for dead
They wont care. Your demograph is the most precious!

Oh I love this time of every other year
Patriotism humping everyone
Flags waving as we excercise our democratic rights
Get out and pay your local hookers to fuck you out of your liberty
Pay them your one vote and watch them give you nothing in return.

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